The whole time I was writing this I was thinking of John Mulaney talking about when he used to be a blackout drunk - "I was running from the party thinking 'I've never climbed a fence THAT tall before . . . ' and then I woke up at home".
Stuart's TOTALLY picturing himself now with lady bits.
HEY LOCALS the next Bmore Into Comics is this Saturday the 16th! Come see me and other fab local comics creators and drink with us! :D
Once again ... you and your family could win an all-expenses trip to GAY CITY!!
HEY LOCALS the next Bmore Into Comics is this Saturday the 16th! Come see me and other fab local comics creators and drink with us! :D
YEAH STEVE, PREACH IT!
There will be THREEEEEE updates this week since there was only one last week - right now I'm a bit loopy from driving back from Canada yesterday. Big shout-out to TCAF and all the fun I had and people I met this weekend! I wanna do more Canada shows. Should I do more Canada shows?
Cheryl's the only one with an immunity to Bonnie's charm. . . . SO FAR
HEY WOO PARTY YAY TIME my Patreon page has reached TWO milestone goals now! That means one extra autobio comic from me PER MONTH and now a colored comic strip! Click here to check out the April comic and get excited for a colored Bonnie strip next month! :D
Shout-out to one of my favorite moments on Game of Thrones! When Joffrey got his brand new Valerian steel sword and asked for what to name it, all these dudes shouted out suggestions ... and then one lone guy, way after the others, shouted ". . . WOLFSBANE!" like he'd missed his initial cue. Now Wolfsbane is what I shout anytime ANYONE asks for a suggestion on ANYTHING. Also what our friend shouted at our wedding. :)
Bonnie just doesn't happen to be aware that any sports outside of derby exist.
:O!
Hey everyone, if you are in NEW YORK this weekend, I will be at MoCCA! I used to go every year but it's been a while, and I'm super psyched. Table 448, come say hello!
It would be kind of funny if people just went door-to-door asking people on double dates with them.
A big, bleary-eyed THANK YOU to all of you who visited me this weekend at ECCC! It was a great time and so fun to be able to debut my new book with all of you!
Cheryl has a love-hate relationship where she hates everyone but wants them to love her. That's it, I'm off to ECCC this weekend! Here's where you can find me:
Oh, yeah and in case you missed it --
My first fully me book Part-Time Princesses is out from Oni Press TODAY! Find it at your local comic shop, get it from me at ECCC this weekend, or get it on Amazon!
Bonnie's confident ALL hatred is temporary. ;)
Stuart's back! The nature of a derby schedule means he never knows when and where Bonnie will appear. ;) Plus she has an awkward tendency to run out on him at times ...
Whenever I type/think/see "bring it" I can't help but think of The Rock's monologue in Be Cool. OH IT'S ALREADY BEEN BROUGHT'N!
A big howdy THANK YOU to everyone who came and visited me last weekend at Staple! I had a great time experiencing some non-subzero temps and mingling in your fun Texan air. I'm hoping to come back down in a few months to do a signing for my newwww book at Austin Books & Comics, so yay for that! More Austin more all the time!
Bonnie or Robot Bonnie from the future - TRUE OR FALSE??
SNORF!
Some things: if you want to check out my 2014 end-of-year wrap up and 2015 plans, click here! Also, The Comixology is still going on, expires on the first of the year! You can check out some of my autobio stuff under the "Slice-of-Life" section, or read Gods & Undergrads Book 1 under the "Mythology/Supernatural" section. All for the low low 50% off price!
Going bat shit crazy over Halloween is really a benefit to any personality.
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