Bonnie N. Collide, Nine to Five #361

Shutup and skate, Slam!

Bonnie N. Collide, Nine to Five #342

*Cue buddy cop music for Slam and Fran! SLAM/FRAN VS. THE WORLD

Bonnie N. Collide, Nine to Five #341

FRAN ZING.

Bonnie N. Collide, Nine to Five #339

Ohhhhhh Mimi.

So the snowstorm has begun but I'm still planning on being at Staple this weekend - yay! Hooray! HOPEFUL. Please come visit meeeeee if I do! I will have lots o' original strips and books and stickers for y'all.

Bonnie N. Collide, Nine to Five #338

. . . I've been watching a lot of Flight of the Conchords again recently. ALSO, I know it's Wednesday and I'm only supposed to update this comic Tuesdays and Thursdays, but what can I say - when I feel like posting THREE strips a week, I'll just g'ahead and do it! ;)

HEYYY those of you who live near Austin and will be at Staple this weekend! Even though my town is predicted to get a foot of snow the day before (exciting/horrible, yes?) I plan on being there! Come visit me and give me a hello!

Bonnie N. Collide, Nine to Five #324

Tyrion Sinister returns! We last saw her in Pizza Town at the coaches meeting - not really one to mess with, Fran!

Bonnie N. Collide, Nine to Five #323

I messed around with the dialogue a bit on this one (which I went into on my Patreon page, for all the process nerds out there!) but I think there are a zillion questionable t-shirts that Bonnie would make for people if she could.

Bonnie N. Collide, Nine to Five #322

Really Fran, aren't we ALL just waiting in a bathroom stall for when we'll be ready? ;)

Bonnie N. Collide, Nine to Five #321

. . . Pretty much how I felt every time there was a draft.

Bonnie N. Collide, Nine to Five #316

Going bat shit crazy over Halloween is really a benefit to any personality.

Bonnie N. Collide, Nine to Five #312

All I could think of when writing this strip was "You and your family could win a magical, all-expenses paid trip to GAY CITY!!"

Bonnie N. Collide, Nine to Five #310

Bonnie N. Collide, Nine to Five #309

Skull + turkey leg + dagger + blood droplets means post-Thanksgiving to everyone, right?

Happy silly Cyber Monday, y'all! Here's another coupon code to add to your sale pile: CYBERFACE for 20% off in this shop and this one!

Bonnie N. Collide, Nine to Five #273

Awwww yeah, Fran's wearing a Maleficent shirt! I finally got to see that this weekend, and although there were a lot of embarrassing plot holes and Disney-isms (and part of me just wanted her to murder everyone all the time), it still added to the Maleficent Mythos. Which we can never have too much of!

Bonnie N. Collide, Nine to Five #272

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ALWAYS be derby!

Bonnie N. Collide, Nine to Five #270

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Hey local peeps - I'll be at LadyFest Baltimore this Saturday at The Wind-Up Space with all my wares and prints and sketches! Come say howdy - looks to be a really neat, supportive, YAY LADIES show!

Bonnie N. Collide, Nine to Five #267

Sorry for the lateness, y'all! I'm having some crazy/weird back issues lately which are (of COURSE) aggravated by drawing/computering poses. :/

Bonnie N. Collide, Nine to Five #266

I remember my mom's reaction when I said we should Face-Time - "What, so you can call me and see my face whenever you want to? Don't you DARE!"

HEYOOOO I've added some more Bonnie original art to my shop - check 'em out and see how many mistakes I make! (Also, if there's a particular strip you'd like to see in my shop, lemme know! If I haven't sold it already I'll get it up there right quick)

Bonnie N. Collide, Nine to Five #265

They call them pennies, right? Those horrible plastic mesh blue jersey thingies? Well, at least they did whenever I was told to wear one. And yes, I routinely tried to choke myself with it.

Bonnie N. Collide, Nine to Five #241