Bonnie N. Collide, Nine to Five #642

Bonnie always assumes the best outcome of any situation, no matter how awkward! Also, who else thinks maybe Girl Talk is just a Ouija Board but where all the bitchy teenage ghosts hang out?

This strip was originally posted in January 2022 on my Patreon page! If you want to head over there for more antics, more Bonnie (we’re on strip #770 there!) and WAY more comics, you can join us at the $5 Level where the magic happens!

 

Bonnie N. Collide, Nine to Five #641

I love the idea that somehow, Alex intuitively knew Slam was having sexy fun without her and picked her moment on purpose ... what do y'all think?

So Thursday’s seem pretty good for new Bonnie’s, what do y’all think? And I hope you’re enjoying the Assassin Roommate strips too! :D

This strip was originally posted in January 2022 on my Patreon page! If you want to head over there for more antics, more Bonnie (we’re on strip #769 there!) and WAY more comics, you can join us at the $5 Level where the magic happens!

 

Bonnie N. Collide, Nine to Five #638

When Girl Talk commands, you obey! Plus, I'm kind of thinking Slam was dying for any excuse to talk about his past dalliances with men ... what do y'all think? That's right, I said "dalliances" because I'm an 80-year-old woman from 1920.

This strip was originally posted in October 2021 on my Patreon page! If you want to head over there for more antics, more Bonnie (we’re on strip #767 there!) and WAY more comics, you can joing us at the $5 Level where the magic happens!

 

Bonnie N. Collide, Nine to Five #637

I had the MOST fun looking up Girl Talk questions and how the game was played. I know I played it at some point when I was maybe 10-ish? But I didn't remember much except for the terrifying dare to "Call your crush". Is that why I'm still scared of the phone to this day??

This strip was originally posted in October 2021 on my Patreon page! If you want to head over there for more antics, more Bonnie (we’re on strip #761 there!) and WAY more comics, you can joing us at the $5 Level where the magic happens!

 

Bonnie N. Collide, Nine to Five #636

Everybody needs a place where they can go to escape, you know - HUMANITY. And who is that mysterious hooded woman?

This strip was originally posted in October 2021 on my Patreon page! If you want to head over there for more antics, more Bonnie (we’re on strip #759 there!) and WAY more comics, you can joing us at the $5 Level where the magic happens!

 

Bonnie N. Collide, Nine to Five #635

Everyone’s Werewolf Zaddy.

This strip was originally posted in August 2021 on my Patreon page, where I put up a poll to name the Werewolf Bar, and MOONSHINE was the delightful winner! If you want to head over there for more antics, more Bonnie (we’re on strip #748 there!) and WAY more comics, you can joing us at the $5 Level where the magic happens!

 

Bonnie N. Collide, Nine to Five #634

Werewolf loyalty goes DEEP.

DING DING there’s a new June Patreon promotion going on! That’s right, if you sign up at the Comics Monsters level on my Patreon, you’ll get tons of comics, ALL the Bonnies, Bigfoots, and Autobios PLUS this month you’ll get my bonus romance comic MARTIAL OUTLET, which I’ll be releasing a page a day in color! It’s a great time to join us!

This strip was originally posted in August 2021 on my Patreon page, where I put up a poll to name the Werewolf Bar, and MOONSHINE was the delightful winner! If you want to head over there for more antics, more Bonnie (we’re on strip #735 there!) and WAY more comics, you can joing us at the $5 Level where the magic happens!

 

Bonnie N. Collide, Nine to Five #633

As soon as I finished this I realized, duh - the wolfiest drink is a Pina Colada, of course! (all apologies to the master, Warren Zevon). Also, I had to dig deep into the archives to find Stuart's Werewolf Paternus (I'm sure that's not right). And I was delighted to remember their names were Chester and Fred! Aw, best werewolf bar buds.

DING DING there’s a new June Patreon promotion going on! That’s right, if you sign up at the Comics Monsters level on my Patreon, you’ll get tons of comics, ALL the Bonnies, Bigfoots, and Autobios PLUS this month you’ll get my bonus romance comic MARTIAL OUTLET, which I’ll be releasing a page a day in color! It’s a great time to join us!

This strip was originally posted in August 2021 on my Patreon page, where I put up a poll to name the Werewolf Bar, and MOONSHINE was the delightful winner! If you want to head over there for more antics, more Bonnie (we’re on strip #732 there!) and WAY more comics, you can joing us at the $5 Level where the magic happens!

 

Bonnie N. Collide, Nine to Five #632

Solely based on my knowledge of the movie Tombstone, I know that in Latin "in vino veritas" means "in wine there is truth" (thanks for translating that, Dad!) so I was assuming "in lupum veritas" would mean "in WOLF there is truth" but really it's Verum in Lupum. It's *probably* still wrong, but it makes me laugh. New fave saying!

This strip was originally posted in August 2021 on my Patreon page, where I put up a poll to name the Werewolf Bar, and MOONSHINE was the delightful winner! If you want to head over there for more antics, more Bonnie (we’re on strip #727 there!) and WAY more comics, you can joing us at the $5 Level where the magic happens!

 

Bonnie N. Collide, Nine to Five #631

In case you were wondering WHERE THE HELL BONNIE HAS BEEN, she’s actually moved over to my Patreon page, where we’re currently on strip #726! (this strip was originally published there August of 2021) Subscribing at the $2 Level gets you one new strip a week (newer than the ones posted here!) but the $5 Level is where the magic happens - there you get all the latest strips PLUS PDF bundles of all the strips you missed (plus wallpaper, pinups, and more comics!). It’s a great way to get all caught up with Bonnie and the gang - SO MANY ANTICS!

 

Bonnie N. Collide, Nine to Five #630

The whole time I worked on this script, I just kept replaying Rhys Darby saying "DO THE BREATHING!". What sort of antics can a Baby Werewolf and his imaginary Wolf Persona get into together??

In case you were wondering WHERE THE HELL BONNIE HAS BEEN, she’s actually moved over to my Patreon page, where we’re currently on strip #722! (this strip was originally published there August of 2021) Subscribing at the $2 Level gets you one new strip a week (newer than the ones posted here!) but the $5 Level is where the magic happens - there you get all the latest strips PLUS PDF bundles of all the strips you missed (plus wallpaper, pinups, and more comics!). It’s a great way to get all caught up with Bonnie and the gang - SO MANY ANTICS!

 

Bonnie N. Collide, Nine to Five #629

Bonnie's Mirror Chats make about as much sense to her as they would to anyone who overheard - zilcho! Also, who else forgot that Bonnie has a roommate?? I sure did!

In case you were wondering WHERE THE HELL BONNIE HAS BEEN, she’s actually moved over to my Patreon page, where we’re currently on strip #717! (this strip was originally published there July of 2021) Subscribing at the $2 Level gets you one new strip a week (newer than the ones posted here!) but the $5 Level is where the magic happens - there you get all the latest strips PLUS PDF bundles of all the strips you missed (plus wallpaper, pinups, and more comics!). It’s a great way to get all caught up with Bonnie and the gang - SO MANY ANTICS!

 

Bonnie N. Collide, Nine to Five #628

When I was writing the "BOOP"s in this strip it reminded me of this Seth Rogan movie I saw on a plane recently where he played a programmer that invented an app called BOOPBOP. He also played his own great-grandfather in the movie who gets preserved in a pickle vat and reanimated in modern times -- go check it out, it's wild! (I swear I didn't make this movie up in a fit of Flying Anxiety)

In case you were wondering WHERE THE HELL BONNIE HAS BEEN, she’s actually moved over to my Patreon page, where we’re currently on strip #713! (this strip was originally published there July of 2021) Subscribing at the $2 Level gets you one new strip a week (newer than the ones posted here!) but the $5 Level is where the magic happens - there you get all the latest strips PLUS PDF bundles of all the strips you missed (plus wallpaper, pinups, and more comics!). It’s a great way to get all caught up with Bonnie and the gang - SO MANY ANTICS!

 

Bonnie N. Collide, Nine to Five #627

Admitting you have a problem (with each other) is the first step, right?

In case you were wondering WHERE THE HELL BONNIE HAS BEEN, she’s actually moved over to my Patreon page, where we’re currently on strip #712! (this strip was originally published there July of 2021) Subscribing at the $2 Level gets you one new strip a week (newer than the ones posted here!) but the $5 Level is where the magic happens - there you get all the latest strips PLUS PDF bundles of all the strips you missed (plus wallpaper, pinups, and more comics!). It’s a great way to get all caught up with Bonnie and the gang - SO MANY ANTICS!

 

Bonnie N. Collide, Nine to Five #626

Slam's not very good at reading the room when he's spilling his feelings.

In case you were wondering WHERE THE HELL BONNIE HAS BEEN, she’s actually moved over to my Patreon page, where we’re currently on strip #709! (this strip was originally published there July of 2021) Subscribing at the $2 Level gets you one new strip a week (newer than the ones posted here!) but the $5 Level is where the magic happens - there you get all the latest strips PLUS PDF bundles of all the strips you missed (plus wallpaper, pinups, and more comics!). It’s a great way to get all caught up with Bonnie and the gang - SO MANY ANTICS!

 

Bonnie N. Collide, Nine to Five #624

What's y'all's opinion on magic (or MAGICK for mah fellow nerds out there)? I got really into reading up on it when I was going through chemo a couple years ago. I guess something about making intentional actions appreciating the natural earth and moon cycles was super appealing to me at a time when I was being pumped full of chemicals and surrounded by sterile manmade environments - GO FIGURE, lol.